frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

(via tastefullyoffensive)

Are those his actual feet or are there cuccumbers in his damn socks?

Are those his actual feet or are there cuccumbers in his damn socks?

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via nutella-and-bowties)

"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(Source: gypped, via beethedon)

I have 2 jobs. Lord.

thesoftghetto:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

amemberoftheblackcommunity:

postracialcomments:

onlyblackgirl:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

beautifulxsavage:

hussieologist:

weloveblackgirls:

Can we have anything ?

This was so corny and off beat

😑

Sounds like a demonic initiation

That first gif is too accurate son

What is this? Liiiiike.

We can’t have anything…..

Lmao

(via xomonroexo)

firstnamelloyd:

jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

YES this is so much better than the other that just said “DRUGS” above everyone

(via beethedon)

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

I Am

(via enhalation)

Man these hormones.
Today the exit I use to get home was backed up and this one dumb bitch in an ugly ass chevy hhr decided she was gonna cut in front of this big ass line. Nah bitch. I honked my horn so hard and then everyone blocked her out. I was so angry and my boyfriend has been irritating me all day. I was happy because he preordered me the special edition of the sims 4 but then he drank my Tahitian Treat and ate my Ritas when I wasn’t here so i’m pissed and i have cramps