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My boyfriend and I signed a new lease I’m so excited

Stress keeps me from sleeping.
Its 6:25 and I’m not tired

When I get stressed out I clench my jaw really hard. I’m sitting here keeping my mouth open so I don’t do it…but it’s stressing me out more.

Anonymous asked: My girlfriend wants a 4000$ dog (French bulldog) and is making me feel bad because I disagreed on getting the dog while we have a husky together. although she does sooooo much for me it's not like I don't do anything for her. And I don't even ask her for expensive things. It's like cheap things. And in our while time being together she said she's wanted this dog so badly. Am I in the wrong for saying no to this dog ? Am I the bitch in this situation ? Or is she right ? I'm so confused help pls!!

kingjaffejoffer:

You’re right. 

Niggas shouldn’t be paying $4,000 for a dog anyway when there are literally hundreds of thousands perfectly good dogs in shelters looking for a home. 

I was looking at this website a few weeks ago that showed how selective purebreeding is causing deformities and shit. People feed into it so much and are paying exorbitant prices for something that ultimately isn’t worth it, both financially and ethically. 

I’ve been telling my boyfriend we need to go to a shelter to adopt but he insists on paying a breeder for a purebred dog. I’ve brought up prices and health issues and he still won’t budge.

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…I’m not touching that pizza…

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  • This could be posted every day and I’d be fine with that.
  • I kinda wanna do a “best rap/r&b collaboration song” tournament. But all of the arguments it would cause give me pause. 

Another thing that makes me pause is I know that Mary J & Meth song would probably make it to the finals when its overrated as fuck. 

But anyways

I would love that tournament! I say have a panel of 5 people and open voting only for 24-48 hours.

Nah I wouldn’t do judging anymore. That was the most time consuming part of the whole process. Strictly popular vote from now on. 

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